Yeezys
No, we're not going to wait on line for Yeezys like plebeians. Have you seen the people who wait on line for those, by the way? That's some shit you can't unsee because they probably haven't showered in weeks. So yeah, we'll pay like $1000 more for Yeezys through a middle man so we don't have to hang with those people outside a Times Square Champs for hours on end, thank you very much. And those kicks will inevitably smell awful and get really dirty from, you know, wearing them, but it's whatevs.
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