Hello. Welcome. This is a safe space for shameless real estate envy. It's where we can all admit that when we languidly stroll down the picturesque, tree-lined streets of the West Village, what we're really doing is furiously fighting the urge to do some borderline illegal interior Tom-peeping up those red-brick stoops. So, in order to avoid spooking strangers and risk getting a police record, let's indulge in the next best thing: stalking rich people's homes via their real estate listings. Because we're all curious for a look inside those stately townhouses and swanky glass condos, click through for a (decidedly less creepy) tour of the priciest West Village pads on the market. And hey, if you have a few extra millions lying around, maybe one of them can be yours!

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