The Ultimate Douche Dining Guide To New York

Oh. My. God. We get it. You are so so such an exclusive big deal. You and your little Soho House membership slash the more likely, you with the friend with a little Soho House membership. Calm down people. It's not like this is exactly the Illuminati. And sure the food may be decent, but the decor is decidedly Meatpacking. And since when did not having a proper office become something to brag about? [Photo via Soho House]