River Viiperi is one of those names that sounds familiar, but you still would never be able to pick him out of a line up or remember what he does for a living. That's probably because he's most well known for dating Paris Hilton at one point, even though he's 11 years younger than her. He is also well known for being a model. JK, he is a model, but he's not well known. But he is well known for being an idiot. He routinely does photo shoots of him jumping for joy and being loved up with his no name girlfriend (but at least she's age appropriate!) in front of the World Trade Center. Ya know, where there was one of the most cataclysmic attacks in U.S. history and also one of the biggest tragedies our nation has ever endured? So you think he would be sensible enough to know that while the world is your runway, this doesn't pertain to settings where historical calamities took place. What's next? Parkouring in Auschwitz? Hosting a kegger at the Holocaust Museum? Filming "Girls Gone Wild" at the Vatican? The possibilities are endless!