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Cole LaBrant isn't a name you've heard unless you're a teenybopper, because those are the only people who are into Vine and YouTube stars, right? He's a blue haired, blue eyed dude who is hella into Jesus and just got married at the age of 20 to a girl. This guy seems like he's such a tool, so when he live tweeted that he lost his virginity, I wasn't exactly shocked he would do something like that. And if we're being honest, I wasn't exactly shocked he stayed a virgin for so long in the first place because guys who live tweet losing their virginity are the kind of guys that don't lose their virginity until an embarrassingly late age since no self respecting woman would wanna sleep with a guy like that. Still not sure what this dude does exactly in his videos or why he's so noteworthy, but I'm sure he somehow incorporated the talent of having an exceptionally strong right hand into his vids.

And yes, that was a masturbation joke. 

Livetweeting losing his virginity isn't the most awkward thing about this dude. What's the most uncomfortable thing about him is that his wife and him look like they could be related. I can't be the only one who has noticed this, right?!

[Photo via @thesupercole]