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We've known each other for 35 years

"We've known each other for 35 years, been dating for 6 weeks, and just got engaged on the plane ride over." "So what was your relationship for the other 34 years?" "He was my ex-husband's best friend." "It's not how it sounds," said the man. "They've been divorced for 13 years. I didn't stampede or anything."
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