@Surisburnbook
Chelsea's chicest 7-year-old has been parodied in the form of a burn-book of epic proportions. The stylish
Suri Cruise apparently takes time out of her busy kindergarten schedule at Avenues School to rip apart the sartorial choices of her fellow celebu-toddlers. She has an affinity for Kiernan Shipka, is horrifically envious of Blue Ivy Carter and the unborn baby of Kate Middleton, and deplores the style of both her mother Kate and the Affleck girls.
Suri's Burn book documents the clothing choices of celebrity children all over the country in a sassy and all-knowing style, like the miniature version of Anna Wintour. She urges her fellow celebrity children to shape up their style choices with the tag-line "Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)"
Twitter: @surisburnbook
Bio: A study in Suri and the people who disappoint her
Followers: 97k
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