Ladies, it's a very special someone's birthday today, and that special someone is Tom Brady. He's the only man on your hot boy collage that you made 10 years ago that has not aged a day - seriously, the dude turns 40 today and is still stupid hot. He's your favorite kegel fitspiration. He's got the Adirondack chair of jawlines because it's strong and a solid place to sit if you're picking up what I'm putting down. His bulge should be considered a national monument. "Do you mean arm bulges from his huge ass muscles or like the sexual bulge, Millie?" Good question, you perverts. I mean both. 

Oh, and he's the greatest quarterback of all time. Let's take a look at 5 of the many moments he left us for dead, shall we?

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