Don't root for Duke
Duke fans are the wooooorrrrssssttttt. I have a cousin who went to Duke and her own brothers and dad even let her know this. But it's not like she cares since she had a dope college education and makes bank as a VP at Blackstone because, ya know, she went to Duke. They're narcissistic and uppity even though they're total nerds (except for the porn star that goes there - she's the only one there that gives them like, a modicum of street cred). They think they're a hated fan base like the Patriots fan base are because the Patriots are better than everyone to the point where everyone wants to sabotage us. But this is NOT the case at all with Duke fans. They're just elitist douche bags who happen to have a decent basketball team and it's fun to have a fan base to hate because they're NOT all that.
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