Douchey References Interpretor
I don't know about you, but I don't wanna suffer through an entire episode of Blue Mountain State to understand what my boytoy is talking about when he makes references that kind of suck. Also, he's a boytoy and not a boyfriend for a reason because, like I said, he watches Blue Mountain State. I also don't want my boytoy to act all sanctimonious and pompous when he makes a Nietzsche reference that I don't understand. Again, the fact that he reads Nietzsche is why he's a boytoy and not a boyfriend.
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