What Your Email Etiquette Says About You

by Geneva Hutcheson · July 8, 2016

As the clouds above Elysium clear to reveal the gods in their prosperous separation from Hades, so your punctuation and salutations clear to reveal the true intentions of your correspondence. We're here to help you realize what you're saying with your casual scare quotes and show you how to write like a real fucking adult. You're welcome.

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