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Me

Honestly, I've got nothing else going on. I really could use a job. I am completely unqualified to be president, but so is Donald Trump. I'm completely unqualified to be a famous, award winning actor who yields critical acclaim and is heralded as the voice of a generation, but so is Lena Dunham. I'm completely unqualified to be trusted with a public forum because I am an idiot who has no grip on reality, but so is Ann Coulter. 

Also, just a reminder that this is an unflattering pic of me from high school. I'm hotter and blonder now. 

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