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Pretending to be supportive of your trainwreck cousin's purposeless career choices

"Ohhhhh so a vision quest you went on during yet another gap year gave you the idea to open an Etsy shop that capitalizes off of indigenous cultures' ancient traditions that you claim to respect but are totally ripping off?" Maybe don't go there. And for all you know, Goop could buy out your cousin's Etsy shop. But let's not act like she won't spend it all on festival hopping only to end up homeless after Burning Man. 

[Photo via @theoc.official]

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