Eavesdropping In: Don't Commit Adultery! Copy Philadelphia! Don't Bother Making Dinner Reservations Ever Again!

by SUSANNAH LONG · June 9, 2010

No one actually gets charged with adultery anymore . . . unless they get it on in a public park in Batavia, New York. [NYDN]

What does Philadelphia have that we don't? Drunken toddler sports fans and the accompanying street cred. [WSJ]

Dinner reservations are going the way of the dinosaurs. [NYT]

Elton John sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. Elton, we hardly knew you. [Village Voice]

Jimmy Fallon is falling in slo-mo; NBC is freaking out at hyperspeed. [Post]