Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by CARSON GRIFFITH · April 14, 2009

What's in a name? Apparently nothing when it comes to Mark Baker's split with M2, or Mansion, or whatever they were calling the club this week. C'mon Mark, we heard the third time's a charm. [BlackBookMag]

Lindsay Lohan takes a comic approach to being single... and being on probation... and being in the tabloids... and well, basically her whole life. [Just Jared]

Cristal is so last year due to Jay-Z's boycott of the rap-community-hatin' brand. Don't worry hip-hop fans, he's found something with even more bling: Armand de Brignac. Only $500 a bottle! Take that LVMH. [CityFile]

If you'd rather have the charm of hog-butchering shops than say, a Balmain, in your neighborhood, you might not like this one too much: some of the remaining 19th century buildings in the Meatpacking were just bought up for retail space. [Racked]

Apparently Madonna's new $40 million UES townhouse has bad Kaballah vibes because you can hear the Lexington subway. For that price, can't she re-route the thing too? [New York Post]