Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · July 24, 2009

Severe corruption scandal in New Jersey as 44 people, including three NJ mayors, two state assemblymen and five rabbis are charged. Shock! Ha, just kidding. [NYT]

Katie Holmes does pretty well on So You Think You Can Dance. So scientology doesn't ruin your dancing shoes, it only messes with your brain. Whatevs. [EOnline]

Roger Federer has twin girls. We still think he's a fox - we choose to ignore that whole daddy/married factor. [People]

A slideshow of Britain's hottest actors. You're welcome. [NYMag]

Speaking of Brits, Amy Winehouse is found not guilty in her assault case. Yeah, punching someone in the face is really only a little love tap. [Hello]

After completely screwing it up, California law makers pull an all-nighter trying to fix the budget. Wow, they are just such givers. Someone give these people an award! [CNN]