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Natural Always Beats Plastic

lindsay lohanAs long as you don't smell like a baby prostitute, people won't care if you're a home-schooled jungle freak. Leave the face contouring to Kim Kardashian and stick to a more natural look. If you meet a guy who's only interested after you've spent hours perfecting your face, you'll probably have to quit your job to keep the relationship going. [Photo via]
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