Pride. Greed. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. Wrath. Sloth. Our infinite efforts to be our worst selves have rendered the original seven deadly sins outdated. Whether it's bad texting etiquette or using someone else’s birthday celebration to post solo photos of yourself, there's no vein of inconsideration that has not been mined. I’d much rather endure a meal with a gluttonous sybarite than discuss whether 'Issa vibe [wave emoji]' is a good caption. Let the overhaul begin.

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