After you and your "together forever" high school BF broke up mid-October of your freshman year of college, you decided it was time for a change. College is all about YOU. You're going to go from boys, to men. Perfectly chiseled abs and man-buns galore. Yeah, ha. No. Here are the guys, not boys but definitely not men, that you will be dating, or whatever the kids call it these days, in college. May God have mercy on your soul.