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Avocado

Avocados Avocados are voluptuous and feminine in shape, but they have also been associated with male sexuality. The Aztecs called the avocado tree "Ahuacuatl," or "testicle tree." The ancients thought the fruit hanging in pairs on the tree resembled the male's testicles. The Spanish, in fact, found avocados so obscenely sexy, that Catholic priests forbade them to their parishioners. [via] For inspiration, visit Giorgione's. They have the BEST avocado con aceto balsamico (Avocado with aged balsamic Vinaigrette and sea salt). I challenge you to find someone who isn't turned on by this dish.
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