You have no idea how people just automatically assume that you're a middle child over the dumbest shit
Seriously, it gets so annoying whenever people offer up the unsolicited "Oh, you're a middle child?" quip when I tell them something mildly embarrassing or quirky about myself.
(Marissa Cooper is technically a middle child because Kaitlyn is her younger sib and Kirsten and Hailey are her older sisters through her mom's marriage to Caleb Nichol! Also Lindsay is her age, even though Lindsay shouldn't count because a) she was a bastard and b) she was the absolute worst.)
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