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4. You refuse to go above 14th Street

OK, I admit I may have said this once or twice in my time. To my defense, I actually do live on 14th Street, and I prefer walking. Okay, maybe the last part of that sentence was a lie; honestly, I’m just lazy. In reality, anyone that will not accept a date due to location needs to get a grip. I don’t feel bad for you, I’m actually glad you’re single. Buy a damn scooter.
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