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A Lost Dog

dog"A man came into our bar clearly looking distraught. He seemed to be looking around for someone, and his eyes landed on a pretty brunette woman who didn't seem to recognize him. He approached her out of breath and told her, 'Excuse me miss, could you please help me look for my dog? I just left him tied up outside and I have no idea where he is.' The woman followed him out, then came back in fuming. Apparently there was no dog, he just wanted to get her alone to ask her for her number..." -Kelly, 32 [Photo via @petroarmour_md]
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