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10. Probably just don’t text or call me

Save yourself the trouble, I already hate you! I gave you my number because you ambushed me in front of all my friends and with a bottle of rosé downed you seemed somewhat attractive. Unfortunately I have memories of you hating on Hillary and talking about how you applied to work for the Trump office but the only job you could get for the summer was working on anti-abortion campaigns. Bye. 

[Photo via @dance_blessed]

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