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2. Don’t text or call passed the end of business hours

So your main chick just canceled and you are feeling awfully lonely. Guess what? I'm not! There is nothing more insulting than getting a text at the end of the night asking if I'm awake. How far down did you have to go on your list of easy high schoolers before you got to my name? At least have the decency of booty calling me at 8 pm. Sex isn't the issue, I'm just not going to sacrifice my sleep for some mediocre intercourse. Chances are, if I am awake at that time, I'm probably not in the mood for you.

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