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5. Don’t last minute add me to your bro hang out

You forgot about our plans to hang out for the third time in a row and you are so insecure about your sexuality that you can't give up the bros for one night. All I get is shitty beer in a dirty apartment watching a bunch of man-children play FIFA or whatnot. Don't worry I am still going to come over but be sure that I'll be leaving with one of your "bros" by the end of the night. I guess hoes ain't loyal. 

[Photo via @sobasicicanteven]

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