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These Highlanders Are Made for Walking

"So I hooked up with a guy during Hurricane Sandy. This is when everyone in the entire city was confined to their apartments and could not leave - except for me because I wanted to get laid. Anyways, I left his apartment the next morning like an idiot. It wasn't as bad braving the weather as it was having to endure cheering from random apartments because I was the only person dumb enough to be out on the streets in a miniskirt and thigh high boots when everyone in Manhattan was in their apartments."

[Photo via @stuartweitzman]

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