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A cigarette

You take your coffee black because duh and have no time for bullshit. You're 20 minutes late to everything and your intense bouts of absolute apathy can only be quelled by a shot of whiskey, a new leather jacket, and the knowledge that you're more existentially aware than your peers. Oh also, you're me.

[Photo via @bumblephone]

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