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You live in designer workout clothes that cost more than some people's rent even though you're only popping into Equinox for 20 minutes later before dinner at Chow's. You're an expert in eye-rolling and keep pushing back your Bumble appointment because you're always stuck in a bidding war over vintage Gucci loafers. You feel really proud whenever you go out in Brooklyn although you know you can never take any of the Bushwick skateboard bros too seriously, even if they are Ivy educated.
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