A Call To The Written Word Sadly Correlates With A Lifetime Of Servitude

by LAUREN BELSKI · March 11, 2008

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That’s right folks. I mean, if David Sedaris must fold to the sad call of pizza delivery, what chance does my own, splintered humor and creative flicker hope to achieve? I guess I have nothing to look forward to but my “shirt tail flapping in the wind behind [me], like an unambitious dragon.” Sigh.