Kim Jong-il: Parody of A James Bond Villain

Dec 19, 2011 12:10 AM

Kim Jong-il, the rotund North Korean strongman who led the communist country with an iron fist, bouffant, pot belly, risers in his boots, tinted 70's disco glasses and a minimalist khaki jumpsuit has died.  Perhaps one of the most bizarre dictators to emerge from the cold war, Kim's "ill" style was a Hollywood caricature of itself.  We chart out the idiosyncratic nature of Lil' Kim, his tastes and provide ample fodder for Halloween costumes next year.  What will you learn?  Despite his nuclear arms tendencies, "[Kim] is just like us!", a label-addicted purveyor of consumer luxury goods!

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  • Kim Owned 6 Luxury Armored Trains
  • His Car of Choice Was The Mercedez Benz S600 Guard Limo
  • Kim's Drink of Choice Was Hennesey
  • Kim's Khaki Jumpsuits Cost $1200 Dollars A Pop
  • Il Only Wore Shoes by Italian Cobbler Moreschi
  • Jong-Il Owned A (Get This) Complete Set of James Bond Films
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