Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best

by Joseph Russell · May 29, 2008

[Image via Southampton Town News]

Southamptoners can finally hang their Millys out to dry!

Another farm stand to fall? Come on, people; farm stands are an essential part of pampered bucolicism.

The life-sized cop car that welcomes motorists to Southampton will sometimes be blocked by the real thing. Transportation director Mr. Neely calls the ploy "guerilla tactics." How friendly.

Dog lovers rejoice: the East Northport woman who owned 56 canines (and two parrots) is agreeing to put most of them up for adoption.

Bombs over Babylon? We really hope this is just a prank.

The rich do take out the trash; they just don't know where to put it.