[Image via Southampton Town News]
Southamptoners can finally hang their Millys out to dry!
Another farm stand to fall? Come on, people; farm stands are an essential part of pampered bucolicism.
The life-sized cop car that welcomes motorists to Southampton will sometimes be blocked by the real thing. Transportation director Mr. Neely calls the ploy "guerilla tactics." How friendly.
Dog lovers rejoice: the East Northport woman who owned 56 canines (and two parrots) is agreeing to put most of them up for adoption.
Bombs over Babylon? We really hope this is just a prank.
The rich do take out the trash; they just don't know where to put it.
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