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DON'T: Try to have sex

Of course, all those overwhelming feelings of love will manifest themselves in a desire to get laid. While making out does feel amazing, when it comes down to it (pun intended), your nether-regions will actually be pretty numb. Sorry. If you do have a partner, spending the night rubbing each other all over is more fun anyway. If you want to have sex on something, marijuana is literally 10000% better.

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