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1. He's a sapiosexual

Sean is the on-again, off-again CEO of Tinder. Sean’s a totally RAD guy. During an interview he said that he’s “someone who gets turned on by intellectual stuff.” He guessed that sodomy is sapiosexuality. Sure, his vocabulary may not be up to par, but we were all drinking heavily in the months leading up to the SATs, so we don’t judge. What most media outlets failed to mention is that he looked up the definition of sodomy right away and pretty much died of embarrassment, saying: “What? No, not that. That’s definitely not me. Oh, my God.” We’ll let it slide, Sean, since your slip-up definitely brought many people laughter and encouraged a decent number of people to google the term “sapiophile.”
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