Sign Your Life Away!
Are you still eligible? Congratulations! If you sign your contract, you'll be agreeing to be videotaped 24/7, submit to a psychological examination, allow ABC to release any information they learn about you through third parties, and say you're exposing yourself to "the risk of death, serious injury, illness, or disease and/or property damage."
The best part of all? You don't even get paid.
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