Eavesdropping In: Stuy HS Romance, Snooki Slaps, Bloomberg Likes To Wear Swimsuits

by SUSANNAH LONG · April 26, 2010

Stuyvesant High kids will stop at nothing to grope that special girl in the back of a rented limo, then spill grain alcohol punch down her gown. [Post]

Oooooh. For 27 bucks, dirty MTA employees will sell you a master key to all the turnstiles in the city. [NYDN]

Now there's a pedestrian plaza planned for Union Square. More folding chairs! More! [Gothamist]

Shepard Fairey's new artwork should be called "They Shoot Murals, Don't They"? Or maybe "Once Tagged, Twice Shot." Ie people are firing bullets at it. For serious. [Animal NY]

Ramona Singer of RHoNY has the most boring Sunday routine ever, probably because she didn't tell the Times about the four hours spends doing eyelid exercises. [NYT]

Snooki slapped someone. [NYDN]

Mike Bloomberg spends a lot of time in Bermuda. [NYT]