Shakespeare, Byron, Keats, Stodden. Similar to a total solar eclipse or a deadly asteroid hurtling towards Earth, it is once in a lifetime that we are graced with such linguistic prowess. Comparable to a hit of acid, or perhaps a punch in the face, waking you up and saying "Hey, I'm here. And I make no sense", @CourtneyStodden is someone, or something, you will dutifully follow dedicatedly until the dastardly demise of this disconcerting damsel. Get your clear bra straps ready- here are some of the SEVENTEEN-year-old's finest quotes of confusion.