1. Attributing Quotes to Yourself
Unless you are a Pulitizer Prize winning author, you should probably avoid putting anything you've said in the Quotes section. Sure we all have some gems from time to time, but really "LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!!"- Me, may not be one of them.
Further on the topic of quotes, ladies have a habit of choosing absolutely horrific ones. For example:
or
and the absolute WORST,