The Life Aquatic: How To Watch Shark Week With Style

Nothing Left to Do But Bring One Home

The next step in immersing yourself in Shark Week and all its glory may just be purchasing your own predator pet.  Because really, dogs, cats, and other common household pets have dominated the domesticated species market for too long.  To the left, observe as a man tries to train his pet shark to heel, enticing him with treats and a kong toy.  Why can't we all have loving relationships like this with our pets, come hell or high water?  Oh, wait, because this photo has had a heavy dose of Photoshop and is not recommended for re-creation at home, work, or anywhere else.  And so we concede, just give us a moment to let old Fido out of his bed and  him to in the proper attire before the Shark Week commercial break is over. [Photo via]