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Namedrop like a douchebag

Remember our guide on how to do it in a classy way? Pull a Costanza and do the opposite! And be sure to throw in nicknames that only YOU call your celeb friends - like how Gwyneth Paltrow is the only one who calls Billy Joel "William Joel."

[Photo via @derekblasberg]

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