As we now all know, Donald and Melania Trump have "reportedly" tested positive for the coronavirus (I'll keep my conspiracy theories to myself) and are in the midst of quarantine. According to the sequence of events, everyone's favorite former Communications Director and recently-returned member of Trump's advisory staff, Hope Hicks, received her diagnosis on Wednesday after spending a significant amount of time with the president this week, including flying with him to a rally aboard Air Force One. In the wake of the news that she supposedly infected the president, the internet, whose collective sense of humor is, well, pretty dark, found a new unlikely hero in the well-heeled White House staffer.

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