8. Children
Jezebel reports that, asked by Hong Kong-based Prestige Magazine if he wished he'd had a son to pass on his wisdom, King Karl replied:
"That's the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it's fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person."
Well, well, well. Our guess would be that children wouldn't like him very much either. And that pitiful hypothetical son brings us to tears just imagining him: in a baby tux, with tiny baby rings on his fingers, he'd grow up in Karl's chateau without ever seeing the sun, and he'd survive off Diet Coke. Poor guy.
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