Traffic Light Party

Red is for stop; green is for go. Instead of solely having Cupid look like he threw up all over your living room, inject a surprise element into this Hallmark holiday and put a St. Patty's Day spin on it.

Throw a Traffic Light Party where your guests who are single and looking have to wear green and the ones who are taken wear red. If you want to be mysterious, tell everyone you're "undecided" (whatever the hell that means), wear yellow.

Make sure your friends extend the invite to their friends that you don't already know because friends don't hit on friends who already know each other. Or they do, especially if the St. Patty's day theme of drinking is there, and it will be.

It's not always easy being single or green, but this sure makes it easier.

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