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Rebecca Gayheart: Crack
I already know what you're going to say: who the hell is Rebecca Gayheart? But even if you don't remember her from, say, Scream 2, you probably remember the outrageous sex tape that leaked of her and her husband, "McSteamy" Eric Dane of "Grey's Anatomy," in a druggy threesome with former Miss Teen USA contestant Kari Ann Peniche. In those tapes, and in this naked photoshoot of Rebecca and an unnamed other woman in a hot tub, they seem to be openly getting down on some big ol' crack rocks. Listen, Rebecca, I know cocaine is expensive. Robin Williams once described coke as "God's way of telling you that you have too much money." But maybe the answer is to simply not consume it, as opposed to smoking a version of it that's been cooked with baking soda and whatever else your neighborhood chef feels like mixing in there. Rebecca, we could have named Whitney Houston or Charlie Sheen in this piece, but we didn't, because they already look like mummified corpses after decades of "partying." You're still relatively young and relatively beautiful. Just say no. [via National Enquirer]
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