You know it's that time of year again and you know we canvas the Coachella party scene better than anyone—FACT. As my colleague Mikey Glazer over at The Wrap pointed out, the people responsible for the barrage of pool parties and events surrounding the festival all decided Weekend 1 over Weekend 2 was for them. From the third annual Neon Carnival and VIP gifting lounges, to literally dozens of daytime pool parties, there are more events to hit this weekend than ever and we're here again to help you prioritize. Except for the one a certain athletic wear brand and print-heavy fashion designer famously throw every year but asked not to be included because they're just too special, we present to you the complete list of the best and most exclusive parties in the desert this weekend in our annual Coachella 2012 Weekend Party Guide.
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