"Traveling With The 99%": A Handy Guide To Onboard Drinking

Tip # 1: Bus Drinking Etiquette (cont'd)

Also, it's a Federal Department of Transportation regulation that all passenger buses must stop at an Arby's at some point, so if you prefer the sticky green to alcohol, that would be the time to get that going. In fact, there's only one single limiting factor on your intoxication levels while on a Greyhound, but it's an important one. You're definitely going to want to stay just sober enough to be able to defend yourself against impromptu stabbings and/or beheadings. While it's not a complete statistical guarantee that there will be an attempted stabbing on your particular bus, the numbers are definitely compelling enough to encourage some level of vigilance. Better safe than sorry, right? [Photo via]