"Best 2K I Ever Spent": A Coy Ice Cream Social Becomes Lingerie Rager

It all began innocently with some ice cream cake. Lil Jon was there with Sky Nellor and & DJ Nelly thinking the evening at Kiss and Fly would match a childhood birthday in puerile giddiness. Oh, how wrong they were.

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Sure, there was some serious whipped cream raging...

And then some coyness...

But when the leather pants came out, the evening intimated the bounty that would soon, mah-gawd!, come...

Things, of course, veered toward the burlesque...

This guy, though, knew how to block his virgin eyes to maintain his moral uprightness...

Then temptation presented itself...

And thangs got pretty freaky...