"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Black Friday Gets Dark, Like, Really Dark

by Courtney McGowan · November 28, 2011

"Overall, it's been a very safe event at the thousands of Walmart Stores"- Wal-Mart

Aside from the attempted murders, burglaries at gunpoint, death, pepper-spray attacks and bomb threats, this past Black Friday was completely safe.  In other news, America is still on the search for a soul, and $2 waffle makers. - - - [Photo via]