"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Black Friday Gets Dark, Like, Really Dark

Leggo My Eggo

$2 waffle makers incited a frenzied mob at Walmart, leading one attractive young woman to completely forget the laws of common decency all in the quest for four, yes four, waffle makers. - - - - - -- - As one sharp commenter wrote, "must be some good ass waffles". Fun fact: Nearly 135 million people go out to shop on Black Friday every year.  In a completely unrelated note, waffle maker sales are known to spike during this period.