"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

by SUSANNAH LONG · July 15, 2010

. . . One of these things just doesn't belong. In any crowd, there's always the standout, the aberration, the special one. Sure, everyone's unique, but some are more unique than others. Let's find the partyers and party objects that aren't like all the rest!

Cigarette. Cigarette. ARMLESS. Cigarette.

Nipple. Nipple. HIDDEN BEJEWELED NUBBIN.

Slightly bummed. Slightly bummed. EUPHORIC FROM ALL THE EAR BITING.

80s earring. 80s button. 80s shirt. Grouchy 80s punk face. . . . everything fits here. 10 out of 10.

Lady. Lady. SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO.

Hands down. Hands down. Hands down. HANDS UP YOU GUYS HANDS UP. Hands down.

Backup dancer. CENTER OF ATTENTION. Backup dancer.

Rocking out. Rocking out. NEEDS ADDITIONAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO ROCK OUT.

They both fit because they don't fit. Paradox holla.

Huggins. Huggins. YEARNING TO BREAK FREE.

Extra. Extra. Extra. Extra. COCKY LEADING MAN. Extra. Extra. Extra.

Revelers. Revelers. A gazillion revelers. Far right: NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE REVELERS; TIRED OF THIS TRIFLIN' NONSENSE.

[All photos courtesy of The Cobra-Snake]